I am a weird 17 year old girl from Australia...
  • imsirius:

    DAN: When you do interviews, you’re faced with the choice to either be the most boring person on earth or just get ridiculous things written about you from time to time
    JOSH HOROWITZ: Sometimes it might be good to be boring
    DAN: It might be but I just get bored of myself

                                    [Happy 25th Birthday Daniel Radcliffe! (23 July 1989)]

    (via greglestrade)

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  • humorous:





    will you marry me = a marriage proposal
    will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

    Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

    Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

    And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important


    (via mrtimh)

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  • mousiehallows:

    Deans face tho at the end

    (Source: bowlegschester, via pilwsy)

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  • (Source: zq-tweets, via pilwsy)

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  • lalondes:

    [walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

    (via pilwsy)

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  • Land, Air, & Water

    Team Free Will+ elements

    (Source: castellation, via pilwsy)

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  • reallymadscientist:


    once a month, my uterus has a liquidation sale and everything must go.

    best prices in town. period.

    (via pilwsy)

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  • "You miss him!" Hermione said impatiently. "And I know he misses you —”

    Miss him?" said Harry. "I don’t miss him….”

    But this was a downright lie. Harry liked Hermione very much, but she just wasn’t the same as Ron. There was much less laughter and a lot more hanging around in the library when Hermione was your best friend.

    (Source: james-lily, via pilwsy)

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